Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Ang Mga Lalaking Nakiraan ( Lang)

Saturday, January 30th, 2010

In a woman’s life, a lot of guys kind pass by. Why am I writing about this? Wala lang. Naisip ko lang.

Guy # 1 is the shy guy. Or nagkukunwaring “shy”. Just looking at you but invades your cellphone of text messages saying how much he loves you but can’t get closer to you to show his feelings! Nakakainis ang ganyang mga lalaki! Panay daliri lang nila ang nagsasalita! Paano ka maniniwala?At pag binasted mo sa text ay magdadrama ng ” okay lang, naiintindihan ko! Alam ko nmang di mo ako magugustuhan!” Haler! Bakit pa nagtry? Sakit sa ulo!

Okay, cool….

Guy #2 The “sawain” guy. He is the one who already has a girlfriend and still trying on to court another one with a drama na ” hindi naman ako masaya sa kanya.”, or ” parang wala din naman kami…”. Falling into his trap, you’ll end up the subject of his old drama. Hindi niya kailangan ng girlfriend—clown ang dapat nyang hanapin!

Guy #3 The fooling around married man. A lot of women now are falling into this kind of guy. Was it because there’s no single men around? Or desperation is at bay? My guy friends talked about this kind of affair which is so prevalent these days and I was shocked to know what men think about this:

They said that married men do it para ma refresh! To perk up their desire for their wives. Para daw magmukhang bago ulit ang kanilang mga asawa. Ang galing!! But at the end of the day, they will still choose to return and keep their wives. But the guys who make bahay the other woman, or live in with the other woman are what they called selffish guys! They just fulfill their lust. Love, they said is in reality far behind. At the end, kahit daw gaano kabungangera at kapangit ng ugali ng asawa…they will choose to come back to the original wife specially if they have children. Those who stayed for life with the other woman are the ones being rejected by the wives who said, “Sige, dyan ka na sa kabit mo! Magsama na kayong dalawa!! A do do do. A dadada”.

At the end really, no married man wants a wrecked home! When they come into senses, they will mend their ways and return home! Yun lang ang puntos ng mga friends kong guys na nagkatuwaang gawin akong Lolit Solis, “Sige Tish, itanong mo lahat ng itatanong mo at sasagutin namin!”. Yeah!

Guy #4 is the “big fat wolf” guy who’s only after your beautiful looks and body! In short, manyakis!! How will you know it? Ay sus, kay dali! Kapag laging ginagawang parang genie bottle ang baywang ng girlfriend, o kaya everytime you see each other you end up in Sogo or Eurotel or sa tabi-tabi lang! Aba, maki break ka na baka one day you end up buying a pregnancy test kit at your boyfriend, na lost na.

Guy #5. The insecure guy na nagpapanggap na secured! It’s the guy who is so seloso and so demanding and so…. na kulang na lang magpanggap na bakod ng bahay ninyo para di ka makita ng mga kapitbahay. At pag nakasakay kayo sa jeep or sa bus, kulang na lang magpalit kayo ng mukha sa katatakip nya sau para di ka matingnan ng ibang lalaki! Ay day, sayang ang beauty mo, bakod lang ang nakakamasid! Hmmm.

Guy #6 is the dramatic actor guy who would catch the stars and the moon and the sun to give to you! Ay naku, di ka nyan mahal! Gusto ka kaagad mamatay! Ha ha ha ha!

Guy #7 is the trophy kinda guy. The guy with the outstanding looks and muscles to show off to everyone! Gorgeous, ika nga! Yan! Yan ang mga tipo ng lalaking…masarap ipakilala sa mga relatives and parents! pero hindi sa mga kaibigang babae! Keep an eye on him. ha ha ha

Guy #8 is the masquarading guy pretending to be a friend but may gusto sau! Ha hayy! Ang sweet!

And the last guy is your average guy na mahal ka kahit sino ka man! Ay naku, wag mo na pawalan! Sayang yan! Ha ha ha

Why am I writing about this? Wala pa rin akong maisip na dahilan, maliban sa nakita ko na ang mga guys na yan sa paligid ng bakod ng bahay namin. Buti na lang, mahilig akong uminom ng kape at kumain ng roasted highland legumes! ha ha ha

Passing by Star Tollways, nakita kong nag-aani ng mga palay ang mga magsasaka… ang hirap pala maging magsasaka! Ang laki ng hirap nila para may makain tayong bigas!

Sige, mais na lang kainin natin para di na cla mahirapan!

Smiling makes you beautiful!

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