It’s been a puzzle to us women how to comprehend men! I mean, comprehend! Mahirap talaga! Tulad din ang mga lalaki–nahihirapang maintindihan ang mga babae. I have read books and mags dealing about this but hindi sila sapat.
I was handed a “Guys Rules Made Easy” handout of sort, written by a guy, speaking out his mind about how their kind thinks! Wow, nice!! And I’d like to share it to my women friends here. Perhaps by reading this, hindi lang kayo matawa ng MALAKAS kundi may matutunan din kahit konti sa nais iparating ng lalaking ito.
It goes like this:
“We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are the rules! Pls. note…these are all numbered “1″ ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toliet seat. You’re a big girl! If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.And no,we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is a blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Symphaty is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won’t dress like the Victoria Secret’s girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, pls. say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. All men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings. Peach, for example is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing” we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine..really.
1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as basketball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1.I am in shape. Round is a shape.”
See? What can you say?
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